Monthly Archive: May 2005

May
29

How many poofs does it take to change a tap?

Three. The plus side is that we now have a very nice and much improved kitchen tap that doesn’t dribble everywhere. Result!

May
27

Die Polizei

Within an hour of me calling the police yesterday, two absolutely fabulous PCs came over to see me at work and took a statement from me. I felt really guilty – I would have gone and see them, but it transpires that homophobic abuse is taken exceptionally seriously (maybe as it should be these days) …

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May
25

GAY FUCKER!

Is the delightfully lucid and well thought out insult sent to me via my website earlier this evening. Normally I’d let it slide, but given some other similar things going on with my boyfriend and his website at the moment, I reckon it’s probably prudent to follow it up. Sadly for the offender they’ve failed …

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May
21

A warm feeling inside

Noooooo! Not that! No, this is even better – the satisfaction that comes with dealing with bandwidth leechers. These are the people who hotlink images from your site to their pages; mostly those who have avatars on bulletin boards and the like. Now, you can simply deny these people your images, saving you on bandwidth. …

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May
08

Engrish

Yesterday we bought some of these sweets from a Japanese store in Soho. They looked really nice, but taste absolutely awful and they look like little arses. So, all together, not a great purchase, but it’s the wording on the front that redeems them: