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The Fat Duck

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I was 30 last week. Great. The good thing was that we got a last minute cancellation The Fat Duck in Bray and were there like a shot for dinner service on my birthday itself.

Everything was just perfect - the food utterly out of this world (and I think would have been even more amazing if I didn't know quite a lot of the courses already), service impeccable, decor was muted yet somehow suited the mentalness of everything else.

I didn't take pictures of every single course (most people did take cameras though) but I snapped a few. You can see other peoples' up on Flickr.

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Even though it was £130 a head (goes up to £150 in January) I still think this represents amazing value for money. We had 15-odd courses and were there for 4½ hours. I've had three courses at other places that were nearly as expensive.

Go. Do anything. Sell an organ, anything! Just go!

Walkers recently changed their Salt & Vinegar flavour to include milk-derived lactose, which is a bit of a bummer for those of us that are lactose intolerant (mine is Crohn's and not hippy related you understand) as it was one of the very few fattening snack products that were.

I emailed them and they've changed the formulation to exclude MSG (why?) and added lactose. Anyway, they were fairly good at responding with a list of lactose free products, which I shall share with you now.

 

Walkers Products suitable for Lactose Intolerants

May 2009

Crisps

Walkers BBQ Rib Flavour Crisps
Walkers Pickled Onion Flavour Crisps
Walkers Prawn Cocktail Flavour Crisps
Walkers Ready Salted Crisps
NEW Walkers Roast Gammon Flavour Crisps
Walkers Steak & Onion Flavour Crisps
NEW Walkers Sweet Cumberland Sausage Flavour Crisps
Walkers Worcester Sauce Flavour Crisps
Walkers Salt & Shake Crisps
Walkers Lights Simply Salted Crisps
Walkers Sensations Balsamic Vinegar & Caramelised Onion

Flavour Crisps
Snacks

Walkers Baked Mango Chilli Flavour
Walkers Baked Ready Salted
Walkers French Fries Ready Salted Flavour
Walkers French Fries Salt & Vinegar Flavour
Walkers Quavers Prawn Cocktail Flavour
Walkers Quavers Salt & Vinegar Flavour
Walkers Sensations Oriental Crackers Peking Spare Rib Flavour
Walkers Sensations Poppadom Bites Lime & Coriander Chutney Flavour
Walkers Squares Ready Salted
Walkers Squares Salt & Vinegar Flavour
Walkers SunBites Original
Walkers SunBites Sun Ripened Sweet Chilli Flavour
Walkers Wotsits Flamin' Hot Flavour
Doritos Chilli Heatwave Flavour
Doritos Lightly Salted
Doritos Sizzling BBQ Flavour
Smiths Chipsticks Ready Salted
Smiths Chipsticks Salt & Vinegar Flavour

Please Note:

This list is published using the best possible information that is available at the time of compilation. Whilst we take every care, Walkers Snack Foods cannot accept liability for any errors that may inadvertently occur. Recipes may change so always check ingredients on the pack.

Shopping Lists

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It's always great to find other people's lists in your trolley.

I espcially like the juxtaposition and shoutyness.

MEAT.

PIES.

BURN CREAM

Best be careful when taking the pies out of the oven I guess...

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A comedy carrot:

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Liquid

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To help try and reign in my Crohn's, tomorrow seems me start a polymeric diet. This involves having nothing but liquid "food" for 4 weeks.

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Look, 8 of these a day!

They come in "fruit juice" or "milk shake" styles, annoyingly all sweet. I use inverted commas because it's so artificial - it contains about 1.5kcal / mL (a Mars Bar has about 300kcal) and apparently is nutritionally balanced.

Stay tuned for a food critic's review of the "flavours"...

Funny Shaped Vegetables

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My kitchen last night.


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Death Smoothie

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I'm very concerned - what I assumed to be an exceptionally healthy drink may actually cause me irreparable damage. Curses!

Also, I wasn't aware that Bees made pollen?

Truffles

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This evening, my boyfriend had pasta with finely sliced black truffle. To me it smelt like petrol, but the texture was very odd as I risked life and limb in using the mandolin to slice it up.

This tiny pile cost the best part of £5, but apparently didn't taste all that nice. Perhaps he should save up for the ludicrously tasty fresh variety...

Moroccan Lamb

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Another quick recipe for you, a rather splendid spiced Moroccan lamb - alter the quantity of harissa depending on how much of a sadist you are.

  • 300g diced lamb
  • 2tsp cumin seeds
  • Zest of an orange
  • Zest of a lemon
  • 50g finely chopped dried apricots
  • 50g finely chopped dates
  • Handful chopped mint
  • Harissa

Sauté off the lamb in a pan with a little olive oil. Dry roast the cumin seeds in a small skillet over a high flame.

Once the lamb has browned, add the apricots, dates, orange and lemon zest. Add a small quantity of water (50-100ml) along with the roasted cumin seeds.

Stir in the harissa - if you're a pussy like me, you'll need ¼tsp only; if you have no tastebuds like my boyfriend a whole teaspoon will do.

Let simmer for 10 minutes or so, stir in the chopped mint and serve with couscous.

The best chocolate in the world?

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Pierre Marcolini have their shop (they call it a Boutique, Daaaahling) just up the road from us on Kensington High Street, so it would have been chirlish not to visit them and purchase some of their wares.

It's really not cheap - £25 for 250gr of little chocolates, however the flavours are broadly worth it. My favourites? Violettes and Jasmine Tea infusion. I'll be back for more!

Present food fads

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My present expensive food fads include:

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Japanese White Pearl Tea - A very light tea that comes as little jasmine flavoured balls that unfurl in hot water. Cute.

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Sauternes - Stupendously lovely, honey sweet desert wine from Bordeaux. The sweetness comes from the fact the grapes are rotten when harvested. Lovely with chocoloate and rotten cheese.

Best end of Lamb with Pea Pancakes

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I thought it might be nice to give you a recipe I did this evening, but it's mostly an aide-memoire.

You will need:

  • Best end of lamb
  • Assorted herbs to your liking, e.g. mint, corriander, rosemary
  • 250g of frozen peas (or fresh)
  • 3 tbsp plain flour
  • 3 tbsp double cream
  • 1 egg & 1 egg yolk
  • 50g butter
  • Good quality mustard
  • 5 small plum tomatoes, skinned
  • White wine vinegar
  • Chopped corriander
  • Oil/butter for frying
  • 100-200g grated chedder
  • Cauliflower

For the lamb:

Pre-heat the oven to 200°C.
Ensure you have a nice piece of french trimmed lamb, with the bones at the end cleaned so that it will be easy to slice into individual portions later. Also, remove any fat on the outside of the lamb.
Start by browning off the lamb in the roasting tin on the hob, once this is done, brush the outside with the mustard and sprinkle on the chopped herbs - mint & rosemary are a good combination.
Now put it into the hot oven - around 20 minutes will give you a medium pink middle, 30 minutes will be more well done. Ensure it rests out of the oven for 10 minutes once it's done.

For the pea pancakes:

Whilst the lamb is cooking, take the fresh or thawed frozen peas and blend together in a liquidizer with the egg and the egg yolk, the flour and the cream. In a griddle, melt the butter until it is nut brown in colour and add that to the blender. Season to taste and blend until smooth.

Drop a small ladle's worth of the mixture onto a hot griddle brushed with some oil or butter. This quantity will do you around 6-8 pancakes of 80mm in diameter - remember they will spead out on the griddle.

Once done, set onto a wire rack and top off with some small thumb sized floretts of cauliflower that have been quickly blanched in salted boiling water.

Add some of the grated chedder (you could use red lecicester instead) on top.

For the tomato salsa dressing:

Take the skinned and seeded plum tomatoes, and chop into small pieces. Combine with a little white wine vinegar, chopped corriander and optionally some finely chopped red onion.

To assemble:

Quickly flash the pancakes under a hot grill to melt the cheese.
Cut the lamb into individual portions (they'll look like lamb chops now!).
Plate up the lamb and pancakes and dress with the tomato salsa.

Engrish

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Yesterday we bought some of these sweets from a Japanese store in Soho. They looked really nice, but taste absolutely awful and they look like little arses. So, all together, not a great purchase, but it's the wording on the front that redeems them:
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TV show sponsorship gone mad?

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I admit it, I am something of occasional murder mystery watcher - Dalziel & Pascoe, Poirot even Miss Marple can all tickle my fancy occasionally. This is how I came to be watching Midsomer Murders on the ghastly Daily Mail of TV channels (ITV).

As per usual it's set in a tiny village which has supplied an endless stream of victims to exceptionally unusual murder scenarios. But it's not the TV show I'm upset about, oh no. It's the fact that this is sponsored by Leerdammer - a cheese!

What on earth is going on? What can a cheese company have to gain sponsoring a TV show which readily displays blood, guts and gore? The Leerdammer company website also proudly displays their mission statement. MISSION STATEMENT FOR CHEESE?!

Ah well, I suppose at least if the objective was to get people talking about how stupid a sponsorship deal was and hence raise brand awareness, they've succeeded. Perhaps my friend Jay who works in the Devil's own industry (advertising) can shed some light upon why they chose to do it. He does, after all, manage the account of a major dairy concern...