I think you have a tea fetish

Apologies for the utterly dismal showing recently – I’ve had the most dull week, so nothing to write about…
Anyway, having had a dig though the cupboards this morning, we currently have the following types of tea in stock:
– Assam (bag)
– Assam (leaf, Twinings)
– Assam (leaf, Whittards)
– Ceylon (leaf)
– Darjeeling (leaf)
– Lapsang Souchong (leaf)
– Jasmine (bag)
– Green (leaf)